Top 10 Things Edie Always Says

• Can I leave at two today?
• I'd like to leave at two, if that's possible
• I need to leave at two
• Is that gonna be a problem?
• No, and here's why
  
• Everything before the "but" is a lie
• It's my five minute complaint time
• Here's what you have to do
• Why should today be any different?
• Can I just say something?
  

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