More Things My Brother Always Says, Mostly About Cats (except where otherwise noted)

• "In Egypt, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have not forgotten this."
• "Furry little psycho"
• "With a brain the size of a walnut"*
• "Why am I not surprised"**
• "I was reading a science fiction story in which..."***

* formerly "with a brain the size of a marble," until further research proved otherwise
** sometimes about cats
*** only occasionally about cats