Things I ALWAYS Say (Pop Vernacular Edition)

"That Way, Oh Great Navigational Wizard" (from MAD Magazine)
"Hey there, you with the torn underwear" (sung to the tune of Hey There - from The Dean Martin Show)
"I wandered lonely as a cloud" (William Wordsworth)
"Hello Young Lovers, whoever you are" (from The King and I)
"Sleighbells ring, are you listening?" (from the song Winter Wonderland)
"What Fresh Hell is This?" (Dorothy Parker)