"I Never Cared, But Now I'm Scared"*

How 'bout that debate the other night? Yeah, you betcha, fer sure! With billion-dollar bailouts, bank foreclosures, record job losses, trillions spent on the war in Iraq, and Bin Laden still at large, tell me again how we're winning the war against the terrorists?
On the plus side, O.J. Simpson was found guilty today of I don't know what - kidnapping a stolen football, perhaps? - 13 years to the day that he was acquitted for the murder of his ex-wife.
The long arm of justice, indeed.

*with apologies to Harold Arlen