(Very) Brief Encounters

Synopses of Books I've Recently Read:

• The Abstinence Teacher: The suburban dream is a nightmare.


• Bringing Home the Birkin: You can sell stuff on E-Bay for a profit!


• Callas Kissed Me...Lenny Too!: I have slept with many a celebrated person.


• Dracula: The original Vampire - all others are just pale imitations.


• Fearless Fourteen: Stephanie Plum, in trouble again.


• Mansfield Park: Cinderella gets her Prince.


• Secret Confessions of the Applewood P.T.A.: The suburban nightmare is a dream, and it stars George Clooney.