Things I ALWAYS say

• I had this really weird dream last night
• I couldn't sleep last night
• I don't know why I can't wake up today
• I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but...
• Seriously, you're the only one who knows about this
• You didn't say anything, did you?
• "With a song in my heart..." (sung to the tune of "With a Song in My Heart")
• The glass is half-full, dammit!
• Back to you, Chet
• Thank God it's Friday (usually said on Wednesday)