Next up: War and Peace

Here is an excerpt from the all-important book I am currently reading:
"More good news/bad news. Armani had a gorgeous pair of black woven leather slip-ons, sleek and tailored, and they had them in my size (good news). It occurred to me I needed a black belt to match them, which was an item I hadn't packed (bad news). They carried belts at Armani, of course (good news). None of them fit my trim little waist though (bad news). I bought the shoes and headed back to Prada. I had seen a couple of belts in there I liked, but hadn't been thinking I was going to buy new shoes...what a comedy of errors."
I'm embarrassed to say I'm enjoying it.