Ship Happens

Today I inexplicably received a shipment of books from Amazon that I never ordered. And there's apparently another shipment on the way. And this was all inexplicably charged to my credit card. Ah yes, there's nothing I like better than hanging on the phone with a corporate behemoth on my day off, unless that would be waiting on line at the post office to affect a return. Did I happen to mention that this was inexplicable? And may I add expletive deleted?