Bestsellers I'd like to see

1) Harry Potter and the Wheel of Fortune, by I.M. Rowling Endoe, as told to Alex Trebek

2) Conversations with God: He doesn't exist by the way, by Christopher Bitching

3) Meditations for Women Who Shop Too Much, by Deepokit Shoprah

4) The Little Black Book of Little Black Books, by Vera and Wang

5) How Starbucks Made Me Change of a Dollar, by J. "Kick" Backus

... and the future of reading is here!