Too much TV...WAAAY too much...

The question occurs - how am I possibly going to read all these books I keep saying I want to read when I keep watching television. And now I've just added another show, Californication, which I shall refrain from discussing here as a colleague's son writes and produces the show. Suffice to say, Dream On meets SATC meets The Mind of the Married Man. And David Duchovny is as adorable as always. But where is Scully when you need her?