Top 10 Tips for Beating That Cold
1. Oprah + Ellen (preferably together)= countless (ok, two) hours of fun.
2. Barcalounger + Italian Wool Throw (or, failing that, simply an Italian)= Sheared Bliss.
3. Visit your friends at work, touch everything on their desk, then cough ostentatiously on the way out (sharing the pain).
4. Absolutely No Dairy!!! (except for a little chocolate pudding).
5. Zesty Orange AirBorne (Yummo!)
6. Cough Syrup that expired two years ago (Delish!)
7. Lemon Zinger (chaser).
8. Once again, Turner Classic Movies, 24/7.
9. Puffs, Nutrilogie Lip Balm and Olba's Aromatic Inhalant (the trifecta of healing).
10. Look forward to later on today when your broken crown and floaters will make you forget all about that silly cold.
2. Barcalounger + Italian Wool Throw (or, failing that, simply an Italian)= Sheared Bliss.
3. Visit your friends at work, touch everything on their desk, then cough ostentatiously on the way out (sharing the pain).
4. Absolutely No Dairy!!! (except for a little chocolate pudding).
5. Zesty Orange AirBorne (Yummo!)
6. Cough Syrup that expired two years ago (Delish!)
7. Lemon Zinger (chaser).
8. Once again, Turner Classic Movies, 24/7.
9. Puffs, Nutrilogie Lip Balm and Olba's Aromatic Inhalant (the trifecta of healing).
10. Look forward to later on today when your broken crown and floaters will make you forget all about that silly cold.
posted by Helene H. at 8:10 AM
5 Comments:
Only you could elevate having a cold to an art form.
Feel better soon.
Achoo!
Fred
PS: Fred hates having a cold. Do you know how difficult it is to blow your nose when you have paws instead of hands?
In sympathy,
Fred
Helene, are you okay?
I'm fine! How are you?
A bit sniffly. Spring allergies, you know.
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