The Last Movie Star

A fond farewell to Dame Elizabeth Taylor - a fine actress, a good Jew, a great beauty, and a munificent humanitarian. She lived large and loved life. She will be missed.

Why I love the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

• Sizzling dialogue, like "My husband calls me a sex object. Every time he wants sex, I object," and "I'm gonna pull some Oklahoma on your ass"
  
• Big, fancy words like "pernicious" and "Machiavellic"
  
• Stressed-out housewives with four nannies (for two kids)
  
• Crazy psychics always makes for good TV
• Look kids! It's the "morally corrupt"* Faye Resnick!
• Catfights look better after you've just shopped Rodeo Drive
  
• The Gigster!
  
• Sounds better than The Real Housewives of New Jersey

* someone else's opinion